Lip Smacking, Tongue Tingling Salt and Pepper Squid This lip smacking, tongue tingling salt and pepper squid is so addictive, your buddies will think it is laced in crack! The key is getting your hands on some Sichuan peppercorns,  usually located in a dingy alleyway behind your local Asian Grocery store…..However I think they also […]

Wine Tasting With LSD You have been invited to a formal wine tasting for work. What do you do? Panic? Frantically begin smelling fruits, tennis ball cans, and freshly cut garden hoses? (hey, they said it in a movie) No. All you need is LSD. Not that LSD…our 3 step wine tasting process: Look, Spiral, […]

Colon Cleansing Mediterranean Grain Salad This Mediterranean Grain Salad is filled with fresh ingredients, lots of chewy delicious grains, that will have your system humming in no time! Perfect as a side dish, a main course, or for taking with you to a house party where the cheap ass host asked you to bring one dish. […]

Winery Wine Tasting (AKA Meeting Your Friend’s Baby) Have you ever gone to a winery for a tasting and been surprised that there is more to it than just showing up and getting free booze? You rock up, not exactly sure where to go to begin, are asked a bunch of questions, then are required […]

Old World vs. New World Wine Explained…Through Music Have you ever been in a wine shop or looking at a wine menu, noticed that the wines are separated into “New World” and “Old World” sections, and wondered what the hell was going on? Are new world wines like “New Age” religions? Does it mean some […]

Before After Fuck Yeah, Super Easy Fish CakesA recipe by Justin Moran….(My only food gig from my time on Masterchef). What I’m eating today: Fuck yeah, super easy fish cakes.Like always, please, buy the best produce you can afford.Side note, that usually doesn’t come from your local supermarket, so buy your gear from your local […]